The guy who punched an eleven-year-old in the stomach for not tossing him a beachball wins the all-time title. No one else will ever be able to outdo him.

Give me a break. Hooters hires pretty girls with hot bodies to lure in the half-wits who long to leer at them. That's what Hooters is. It's absurd to feign surprise and dismay at their now wanting to put a cancer survivor with a buzz cut and a huge cranial scar out on the floor. She should have just worn the wig.…

You call that a breastaurant? There's barely a C-cup in the bunch. They ought to call it "molehills."

Who are the two guys on the right?

"Father said so."

This might be the best dunk I've ever seen. Better than VC dunking over that terrified Frenchman.

Ender Wiggins played basketball? Was the enemy's basket up?

WHERE ARE THESE pictures?

I was just thinking that! She needs to "bust" them out!

The "always plugged-in"? Really?

Paging Anonymous....get on this ASAP.

If the tweet has a link, you have to have a link too. Very frustrating to not see what the hell she's talking about. This should be obvious to Gawker.

Doesn't the fact that he is going bald have something to do with it? Why can't he get a piece like Regis or Johnny did? I can't look at his old man's head and scalp anymore. If he had a wig I would like him again. Thank you.

Do I get a royalty for this?

I don't get it.

The best line from the SI piece was that watching him try to offensive rebound was like watching a man throw confetti.

"Where did the last six inches come from?" OWW

1) that's not nearly enough salt. The water should be halfway to seawater.

Are we 100% sure this isn't Rip Taylor?

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