And by the way....are they now recruting dancers from the Mirage buffet line?

I agree with this. It's really unfortunate for Simmons that his best work was all done for Digital City Boston in the 90s, when he was "The Boston Sports Guy," and has for some reason never been archived. Interestingly, the best thing he did then, or at least the most amusing, were his "ramblings," little standalone…

Link to the video?

This is what Russians do at night while we are streaming rom-coms.

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It's not that complicated. The decision was, legally speaking, indefensible. The facts of the case are far more uncertain than are required for a grand jury to call for indictment — in other words, to have a trial. One in 1100 grand juries refuse to indict, even in open and shut cases. Imagine if a congressmen were…

Actually, a T-bone and a porterhouse are not in fact the same steak. The portherhouse is further up the spine and has a larger part of the tenderloin. The difference is illustrated by the two steaks having separate codes in the NAMP guide, the industry bible. The porterhouse is NAMP 1173 and the T-Bone NAMP 1174. The…

To think that this would happen in Florida, of all places!

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I don't see how you can leave LBJ's Lincoln limo out of this discussion. In the wake of JFK's assasination, he called for the biggest, heaviest, blackest, strongest, most phallic imaginable tank, and so it was — with Lincoln lines. That should be number one.

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Not really. In fact, Christina Hendricks looks nothing at all like Tilda Swinson. They are archetypal opposites.

I have been following Simmons since he was the Boston Sports Guy, and my enthusiasm has diminished in the years since for the following reasons:

Why is this funny?

She doesn't look great.

I think the answer to that question is pretty clear.

This article is well-written, well-reported, and utterly disgraceful. It's an apology for rape culture. I can't believe this ran in Jezebel. It might as well be called "Sgt. Calley: My Side of the Story."

It's just amazing to me that nobody here seems to be noting what is far and away the worst part of itunes — its utterly non-intuitive system for transferring files to and from your phone. Every time I tried to do it, it threatened me with erasing my phone; other times is just randomly populated the phone. And when it…

There is no question in my mind that is a troll / put-on by some aspiring loser screenwriter like the nerd that made that video about dating in LA. He might have gotten away with it if he had eased up on the quote marks and not written the whole FAQ so sitcomishly.

This is reasonable, and I often said the same thing for most of my life. But white guys don't get to set the terms of debate anymore, of what is offensive and / or racist. That unconscious superweapon — "the referee always wins" — has lost its infallibility. I admire Simmons enormously, but he is a bro and a preppie,…