joshuaozersky
Joshua Ozersky
joshuaozersky

Words can't express how much I want this car.

He's nuts for not including Paul Pierce. He's the toughest throwback player in basketball. He could have played in the 70s, when the sport was practically like hockey. I'd have to say that there are quite a few players who would have flourished back then. Ron Artest, KG, and a bunch of others too. In fact, the whole

It's incredibly ugly and exploitative. To just use images of pain and loss like that so promiscuously is inhumane and really, shameful. How could someone think that ad was funny? Was this really necessary? Screw McCann Erickson.

I laughed at sweethearts I met in schools...

I can't imagine how a fat person can run. I'm fat and whenever I try my feet and knees and ankles hobble me for days afterwards.

This is the truest thing I've read about fatness on Jezebel by far. The other thing I'd like to see discussed is fatty self-loathing. I have been called a disgusting fat troll by many an internet commenter, and if a single one of them had a toned frame I will go vegan. I am against fatty bashing, but it seems to me

That he doesn't strike me as attractive? He's a mutant. I wouldn't say anything if he weren't so vilely putting down all the women he obviously hates for not liking him.

No amount of time or money could make him look good. This is one of the ugliest guys in the entire world. He should be in a bottle in the Mutter Museum. He looks like a cross between Saul Rubinek, Beaker, and a sea cucumber.

No gym can solve his problem. He is one of the ugliest guys I ever laid eyes on. He should be in a jar in the Mutter Museum.

This is horrible. Bad for men everywhere, bad for [redacted], and bad for hideously ugly guys like this one. The only thing missing is for this meeshkeit to announce himself as a "nice guy." Just hateful, revolting, and utterly spoiled in the way only a long island prince can be. Feh!

What are you, high? The bikini needs to be smaller, not bigger. You are out of your mind.

That theory is one of the most idiotic I've ever heard. How anyone could believe it is beyond me. Why would the NBA divest itself of the biggest moneymaking star in the history of American professional sports, at the peak his appeal? The idea that he of all people would go along with it is even more impossible. Oh,

I would definitely add Life, Ascending here, as well as The Red Queen.

The leia dress and the long silver one with the burgundy fur collar were beautiful, but otherwise Zzzzzzzzz. Where is Rodarte?

Hard to believe you missed the obvious blobfish cartoon reference.

What needs to be addressed here is: are we talking about cake donuts or yeast (fried) doughnuts? That changes everything. My list looks like:

I don't see any way that impact effects from a single one-day catastrophe could take 33,000 years to kill off a species and still be said to be the proximate cause. That would be like saying that the Tunguska event in 1908 was responsible for the disappearance of the Siberian Tiger in the fifty-third century AD. Am I

Did you just drop the H-bomb?

I was wondering about this as well...but they weren't all spores, were they?

+1. I find the "you can live without your smartphone!" homilies to be wrongheaded and self-righteous. I hate them.