Tiger Woods once fucked up his ankle while celebrating one-in-each-hole.

GJI is frequently just “Yesterday on Reddit” so it makes sense that Clayton is on there fairly often. I think anyone who uses Reddit regularly can recognize that it’s a total grab bag with a ton of great stuff to offer and a ton of utterly indefensible shit.

Ah, I thought I smelled horseshit. Welcome back bud!

what?? did you read the same summary-of-interview-article-thing i did? White Ferrell (omg he’s so white!) made fun of the South Asian Shamylamdingdong, while Phoenix did not. Apparently because he was made fun of for his own name when he was younger.

...How? She’s basically invisible until she’s within 20ft of a car on a 45MPH road. There’s no way in hell it’s stopping in time, and I’m not sure if it’s able to “panic swerve” around her in time.

If ever there were a time for the “Lord, give me the confidence of a mediocre white man” meme.

It depends. Most of these guys are really there to get other (lower) management to systematically break the law while creating plausible deniability. It is a hard job

The worst scam is the CEO who selflessly proclaims s/he will only take a 1 dollar salary during the belt tightening, never mentioning the stock options and bonuses they get. Really the base salary is the smallest part of their compensation.

A few people are going to get angry, but most Americans are just going shrug and think, “Why would the company pay them that much if they weren’t worth it?” while Conservative Twitter whines about progressives being envious of hard-earned riches in between telling wealthy athletes to shut up and stick to sports.

Eli never cared for Papa John’s anyway. “Too spicy mama, too spicy” he would say when his wife would tell him to open the hanger for the airplane.

Please go fuck yourself. He’s a fucking cop. It is a public fucking road. Your justification is very telling. Go wrap your shit around a pole if you think this is ok

So you’re cool with an officer who has probably handed out thousands and thousands in tickets to people for doing the exact same thing? Depending on how fast they got up to, it’s straight to jail for you or me and at least a $1k fine. No, fuck that cop and I’m glad he was caught. Should never be allowed behind the…

She’s got resting derp face.

I hate watched it until the season (mid-season? I don’t remember or care) finale when they got nabbed in the cannibal town and stuck in the train and Rick was all “Oh, now they are all dead because THEY DON’T KNOW WHO THEY ARE DEALING WITH!”

Let’s talk about the moment where we decided to stop watching.

Mine was jussst after the season 5 premiere premiere. I was two episodes in, fell behind and just didn’t care enough to catch up beyond reading blog posts about it. Yeah, I’m that guy.

Oh, it’s just Carl. Whew. That guy sucks. I thought for a second that Coral died because you posted a picture of him.

Third Man Records is Jack White’s record label and store - it’s located right next to the convention center. There are always new releases, on site concerts, and just a really cool place to check out.

Huge props to Larry for stepping up here and taking a public stance on this. Us libtards can yell and scream and shake our fists on issues like this all we want, but it will always fall on deaf ears to hardcore 2nd amendment supporters. It’s going to take a major effort from high-profile guys like Chipper, who likely…

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.