Tiger Woods once fucked up his ankle while celebrating one-in-each-hole.

GJI is frequently just “Yesterday on Reddit” so it makes sense that Clayton is on there fairly often. I think anyone who uses Reddit regularly can recognize that it’s a total grab bag with a ton of great stuff to offer and a ton of utterly indefensible shit.

Ah, I thought I smelled horseshit. Welcome back bud!

what?? did you read the same summary-of-interview-article-thing i did? White Ferrell (omg he’s so white!) made fun of the South Asian Shamylamdingdong, while Phoenix did not. Apparently because he was made fun of for his own name when he was younger.

...How? She’s basically invisible until she’s within 20ft of a car on a 45MPH road. There’s no way in hell it’s stopping in time, and I’m not sure if it’s able to “panic swerve” around her in time.

If ever there were a time for the “Lord, give me the confidence of a mediocre white man” meme.

It depends. Most of these guys are really there to get other (lower) management to systematically break the law while creating plausible deniability. It is a hard job

The worst scam is the CEO who selflessly proclaims s/he will only take a 1 dollar salary during the belt tightening, never mentioning the stock options and bonuses they get. Really the base salary is the smallest part of their compensation.

A few people are going to get angry, but most Americans are just going shrug and think, “Why would the company pay them that much if they weren’t worth it?” while Conservative Twitter whines about progressives being envious of hard-earned riches in between telling wealthy athletes to shut up and stick to sports.

Now we need to slap down that butthead who jacked the price of Epi-Pens.

Eli never cared for Papa John’s anyway. “Too spicy mama, too spicy” he would say when his wife would tell him to open the hanger for the airplane.

Please go fuck yourself. He’s a fucking cop. It is a public fucking road. Your justification is very telling. Go wrap your shit around a pole if you think this is ok

So you’re cool with an officer who has probably handed out thousands and thousands in tickets to people for doing the exact same thing? Depending on how fast they got up to, it’s straight to jail for you or me and at least a $1k fine. No, fuck that cop and I’m glad he was caught. Should never be allowed behind the…

I do the “Report a Problem” on Instagram every day asking when they are going fix my feed and put back chronological order. If every Instagram owner would do the Report a Problem every day, maybe, just maybe they might get a clue. As bad as IG can be at times, it is the least offensive of the Social Media family.…

The lack of chronological still bugs the crap out of me on Instagram.

I’ve already seen these 20 posts, for the last week, just let me see what was fucking posted recently!

I still hate the way IG’s feed works. I really feel like I only see a dozen or so users and half the time they’re all out of order. Why do companies do this? I’d like to understand the data behind it.

She’s got resting derp face.

Third Man Records is Jack White’s record label and store - it’s located right next to the convention center. There are always new releases, on site concerts, and just a really cool place to check out.