I’m not gross enough to look up the ethnic heritages of players, but I would be very surprised to discover that Giancarlo Stanton is white.

Wow, I didn’t realize that Bartolo, Giancarlo, and Alex were white guys now.

My thoughts exactly, and it’s one of the most prevalent reasons we’re in this horrific mess right now. Journalists have become less interested in the truth than they are in fucking clicks and ratings. Shame on every last one of them.

“These teens, not familiar with things like access and correspondents dinners. They’re not burning their bridges, they’re burning the bridge construction materials! They’ll never have a future in journalism!”

The fact that we’re applauding teenagers for asking hard questions goes to show that the adult journalists have not been asking hard questions for years.

The backlash she’s getting is because she very obviously sucks ass. And she very obviously played the system so she could participate in these games. Then she proceeds to get in front of a mic and says things like, “i just want to be an inspiration to all the little boys and girls out there..” What in the actual fuck…

There is the key, for the price of an apple computer, you can get a windows PC, AND an android tablet, and even a phone, all with accessories, and still save money.

The removal of completely mature technology (headphone port) is one of the most hilarious examples of fleecing a consumer. Such courage...

Man, you are so badass.

The biggest issue for me has always been price. Every product they have now has another company doing the same or better for less. They’ve pretty much abandoned giving a crap about competitive desktops for content creation or gaming use. Their laptops keep dropping port options, while having lackluster GPU offerings.

Its on Netflix now on Sundays. Different day of the week, same show essentially. Now they can make fun of Kim and Co as well. Win win

Must be weird to care so much about the technology other people choose to use.

Chicks, man

Pretty much everything The Soup made fun of was hacky though, they usually went after very low hanging fruit.

Honest question: Why did you click on this article, then? Were you just super-excited to rush here and tell everyone how great it is to not use Apple products?

That show, when it was still on Fri. night, was a great way to wrap the week.

“Boy” by Trick Daddy, Outkast’s “Bombs Over Baghdad”, and Iron Maiden’s “Run To The Hills”. Aww yeahhhhh.

Eh, I dunno. I like plenty of conventional songs for this role, from Minor Threat to M83, but honestly, if I was going into battle, I’d probably use something with massive build-and-release dynamics, like Explosions in the Sky, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, or Mogwai, and almost none of any of their tracks have…

Song 2 by Blur - if you follow it and scream / yell out the Woo Hoo! Like as loud as you can from your stomach, I swear it’s just the best.

I have a playlist but there’s nothing like this one song alone.

AND I DO NOT WAKE UP TO IT.