I'm just glad it wasn't a vertical video.

The best thing about this video? Moving sidewalks.

#Perseverance

SNIPER!!!

Look at her face instead of his - she totally grabbed dick.

After watching Matt Ryan's linemen go after a DL for chopping at his legs. I wondered, is this normal in the NFL? Do these offensive linemen really want to look out for their QB?

What is your reaction when people talk about how "bad" Eli Manning is?

I have a friend who's A/C went out in his apartment for a week this summer.

I'm a professional lip-reader.

I know there are a lot of Cutler haters but I love this dude.

I love how stupid commentators sound when they start guessing at injuries.

You have to love this guy.

I have an aunt who hasn't missed a Vandy home game in over 20 years.

Still hot.

No one gives a shit.

Every time I eat Skyline it winds up on my shirt anyways.

I don't know much but I know she's hot.

Where's Wiz?

Jay-Z gets a 90 for creativity? Umm...