If I'm sword fighting with a woman it better end with sex.

"Just have a seat right there..."

How is it that he's able to act differently around straight people but straight people can't act differently around gay people?

As a Braves fan, I get chills watching that video. Just amazing.

To be a Giant's commentator you'd think he'd use their correct form of "GOT HEEEEM!"

They're the reason we have purple camo. Fuck the Ravens.

I have a 2 year old who I worked extensively to get him to throw and write left handed.

Oh to be a man again.

Poor guy.

I honestly thought he was having a seizure after getting doused.

Megadeth > Metallica.

Not sure he realizes how close he was to dying while making this catch.

Can't wait to get no-scoped by a flying soldier. :(

I went to a signing at Turner Field and Klesko did this the entire time.

TLDR.

Every player on that field, even the opposing team, wanted to hit him.

He better hope he doesn't run into a bunch of Cubs fans in prison.

What's going on here?