So I tried this for the first time last night on 6 HOURS of sleep and it worked perfectly!

The Phillies have $73 mil tied up in three players.

Is it okay to just not like a guy because you think he's an ass?

I didn't notice him drinking in this animation...

I'm a UGA fan but yikes that's scary.

5 miles is nothing on a bike.

COHEED!!!!!!!!!!

I'm confused why Greg Gumbel got to be a douche & laugh it off.

What a dumbass.

After watching this you almost feel bad for him...almost.

I love this so much.

If you are ever contemplating suicide, please talk to someone—friends, family, or volunteers. People will listen.

Pardon, but my friend actually did this.

Solution:

These prices are crazy.

Litter is the thing that pisses me off the most about cats.

Completely false.

I've never heard it called "labia gap" - simply "thigh gap."

Best way to get rid of a telemarketer:

My friend took a bunch of water bottles & did the boiling thing where you can slip the ring & cap back on leaving it unbroken.