joshuaism
joshuaism
joshuaism

Then change the names, change the titles, change something so you have a reason to exist!

I should have filled you when I had the plants!

Because all works of fiction should portray my utopian ideals of gender and race relations. Or if they insist on showing the current reality of these issues then any characters who are not accepting and fully supportive of my gender/race politics must be revealed to be an outright, horrible baby-raping villain.

Anyone too young to know OJ probably doesn't know Cosby either.

That is pretty nuts. So why did they kill the dude? Could he have sued to get his money back or something?

Why not. The first already had unicorns.

Blade Runner 2: Beyond Cyberspace

Naw, they were just finished wagging the dog there. That mandarin OBL is now chilling in South Florida swigging Bud Light, banging hookers, and snorting mountains of blow.

Killing OBL? There's a reason there's no body. Repatriated that terrible ham of an actor is the greatest US achievement of this generation!

I thought it was all canon because of how pissed CSM was that they changed the ending to his story.

Mad Max: Escape from LA

Saltpeter in the Gatorade.

So that's what happened to the Cheap Toy Roundup.

Fucking you can get 126 undergrads to support just about anything.

Miracles all up in this bitch.

Most CST news slots only go up to 10.

The Hunger Games couldn't have come out in the 90s because the original book it is based on, Battle Royale, wasn't published until 1999.

He was always swimming a victory lap after killing another kid as I recall.

I see what you did there.