Shut the fuck up.

And Sol is such a “this fucking guy”.

Toby Jones

Oh god, shut up

It’s disgusting that someone would try to ruin this young man’s life. That being said, as a Dolphins fan, WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ron Wyden IS dope.

People who use the words “in today’s society” are just the worst.

To hell with the ball. I’m more impressed by the fact that that infant is capable of holding a full-grown man.

Seriously, why doesn’t everyone just stay out of debt and pay for their cars with cash?

Moving from Portland to Phoenix feels less daunting when it costs $18,000 less to live in my new city.

Does anyone think that A-Rod actually retires if he’s sitting at 745 home runs after 2017, and there’s a team that’s willing to sign him?

I just spent five days visiting Phoenix from Portland. The inside of my nose was constantly ensconced in a layer of dried blood, and you can bet that every time I was around a corner and out of anyone’s sight lines I was in there up to my elbow. It was disgusting and magnificent.

Somehow I doubt that you really care about this issue, Anna Merlan’s Seeping Vag.

One of GP’s mistresses had a son previously and named him Gary Payton, Jr.

Nah, I didn’t need another 60-something white dude complaining about how PC culture is turning us into a bunch of pussies.

Your name doesn’t make sense. Because you’re dumb.

I wholeheartedly support burns on William F. Buckley for the rest of time. Fuck that guy.

They’re reversible to a point. IUDs are entirely reversible and a very effective form of birth control - the author just got awfully unlucky. Why do you think a surgery (and not a minor one in the case of a tubectomy) is a better option than high-quality, effective, fully reversible birth control for a married couple…