Ugh, the drink. I had the higher-concentration stuff and it was literally the worst-tasting thing I’ve experienced in my life. Like extra-salty cough syrup.

Nah, the Knicks don’t try to pretend that they’re a competent operation.

As a Yamhill County resident, I can verify.

I appreciate you acknowledging that virulent homophobia is a conservative viewpoint.

Garth Brooks got two hits in spring training, and against real pitchers! (Mike Myers, Mike Sirotka) I’m sure they weren’t throwing the heat they throw in the regular season, but over a season with 700 plate appearances? No way a normal, healthy adult man goes 0-for-700.

For white people, police are customer service.

Either that or a guy paying or receiving bribes.

Technically all three are dipshits on the far right.

Omar Olivares deserves better.

Damn you, beat me to it.

And Bryce Harper is still very good! Mike Trout is unprecedented.

Ah yes, that’s the problem. We take violence against women TOO seriously now. Why didn’t someone tell Roger Goodell not to read the comments on Deadspin? WHY, I ask!

I eat shrimp with the shells on and I’m not ashamed.

My best friend was stationed in Rapid City with the Air Force and I basically had to deprogram him when he got out. What a shithole that place is.

Donald Trump is the President. There are a fuckton of ways that this country is shit.

Carry on with shutting the fuck up

Yes, pictures please.

An impressive heist, to be sure.

But who was picked LAST last?

Nah, they’re going to be insufferable regardless. I’d rather they be unhappy too.