You're missing plenty, it would seem.

I have an honest question: did you read the article, which explained this, or just hurry down to the comments?

Shut up.

Time to step away from the computer, Jian.

Considering he’s the MVP and starting quarterback for a Super Bowl team that has a bad offensive line and worse receivers, and he’s widely known for his charity work and...eh, fuck it. You’re an idiot.

Russell Wilson sucks, both because he’s boring and because he’s the example every single idiot points to when he wants to bring an uppity black quarterback down a peg.

When white guys act like dicks, reporters can’t get enough of talking about how determined they are, because they just want to win so much. I also agree with the comment above yours that Cam knows that being a black quarterback means that everything about him will be a hot take, so he can either act like a creepy…

The guy’s a racist idiot who has repeatedly called Cam Newton a “thug”, which is kind of weird now that he’s trying to act as though Newton is some kind of shrinking violet.

TRUMP 2016!!

A woman moved into an aisle seat before asking me to switch seats so she could sit with her children. So five minutes after I switched the aisle seat passenger shows up. It was a very uncomfortable flight, but luckily it was just LAX to PDX and it was made more bearable by the repeated free drinks I got from the very…

“I think your three-cent titanium tax doesn’t go too far enough!”

Apparently Mike Huckabee is unaware that feature films are being shot on iPhones now. Of course, the chances that Huckabee would ever watch Tangerine are about as high as me watching a Mike Huckabee sex tape, so he probably is unaware.

Michael Jackson was never white. He was a Black man with vitiligo. He never described himself as not being Black and casting a white man to play him strips him of his own ethnicity.

I’d have an easier time believing this if it wasn’t supposed to have happened after Ripken broke Gehrig’s record.

I don’t generally believe that we’ve been visited by extraterrestrials - at the least, I don’t think we’ve been visited by actual living beings. If (big if) alien spacecraft have visited, I think it would be something unmanned. The energy requirements are just too great unless you’re planning on staying, and since…

The problem with that is that the same thing (I believe it was “breathing”/”heartbeat” picked up by the amateurs) wasn’t picked up by the numerous much more sophisticated sites - I can’t imagine these two brothers had equipment that picked up something so obvious and everyone else missed it. There’s also the problem…

I don’t really believe in many conspiracy theories. Though I do believe in an anti-conspiracy-theory: I believe Lee Harvey Oswald and Jack Ruby each acted alone.

lol pipe down francis

From what I can tell, it's mostly a mental thing. Makes kickers hesitate just enough.