Venti is a large, dunce. And people who complain about the name venti are the kind of people who laugh and cheer for Denis Leary's standup comedy, and those are just the worst kind of people.

I just had Cafe Cubano last weekend for the first time and holy shit is it tasty. It goes right up to #2, behind my trusty French Press.

If you're that upset about Deadspin's anti-Jameis slant, you should write a blog post here on Kinja and submit it to Marchman or Draper or someone else that can put it up on the Deadspin home page, and they might actually do it. Thing is, you have to say more than "They DO TOO say bad things about Jameis!" probably.

You sure showed us that beating your kids is necessary, what with your "come say that with your real name" tough-guy talk. Come find me on G+ or Twitter (don't have Facebook) - someone once tracked me down after one of my Jezebel posts and told me they hoped a group of "blacks" murders me and rapes my girlfriend. His…

Definitely not. Having worked in the welfare system and seen these reports over and over, there's a very high bar to clear for CPS to do pretty much anything. I remember a file on a guy who'd been accused of sexual abuse close to 10 times, with identical circumstances each time, and they had to file all of them as…

Translation: Matt Asiata is a worse football player than Adrian Peterson is a human being.

My fantasy teams are named:

Not pictured: Mantis Toboggan, M.D.

As if camel spiders weren't nightmare fuel at five inches across.

This would be funnier if your username was MongoOnlyPrawnInGameOfLife.

Considering that mantis shrimp only grow to 15 inches (in the most extreme cases), either they misidentified it or there's some camera shenanigans going on here.

Counterpoint: Project Pabst (which I think is a very cool thing)

Now that Brady Quinn has proven he sucks, of course the Dolphins pick him up. Fuck him. And Ted Ginn. And fuck Cam Cameron forever. And Nick Saban even longer.

Every time you get naked in a locker room, you're exposing your naked body to someone who may be sexually attracted to you. The only difference is the rest of them keep it a secret.

Reading. Try it!

I recommend starting with either episode that has Paul F. Tompkins as the guest. Just gold.

God, we get it, commenters. Do you ever like one of Leitch's reviews? Geeeeez, why do you even read reviews if you just hate them all?

Depends on the union. I know at least one union that covers legal costs up to something like 90%, but not if you're convicted.

lol sorry your penis is small

Even better: It's Moxie CrimeFighter.