Where is this magical land with only one tiny little bit of racism?

Hey, fellow white person: shush.

Here's the good Matt Walsh:

This comment has led to a week-long time suck that's still ongoing.

You beat me to it, but once more in video form!

Quiet, Stephen A.

With all due respect, Mr. Goodell, you should stay off the internet when you're drunk. You act real dumb.

lol

I'm just leaving a showing, and I think Johansson was actually fabulous in the movie. As much as it pains me to say, the problem is Besson. He wasn't satisfied with making high-concept pulpy sci-fi craziness (which would have made for a tremendous watch) and instead tried to make these grand statements that leave the…

That take was SIZZLING hot.

I certainly hope the restaurants you managed provided health insurance, to at least mitigate the financial hit of missing days of work without sick pay and being required to go to the doctor.

I go mostly for comedy, honestly, but I'm thrilled that they're moving more of the music out to the mainstage this year. Sure, it'll make things more crowded, but I just can't stand waiting in line at an outdoor festival.

I think I'll have to hit up Reuben's when I'm up there for Bumbershoot. I've never really heard anything about them but hey, it'll be a funky adventure.

It's not a bad one, though I'm really into the 10 Barrel Apocalypse IPA lately (like seemingly everyone else in Portland). I really need to make a trip to Bend and check out the brewery.

Oregon, but that did inspire me to check out Portland, ME's beer situation and it seems they have a burgeoning little scene there. And yes, I'm aware of how snooty and condescending that sounds, but it's required. I live in Portland.

Eh, I love IPAs. Is it the cliche, especially here in Portland? Yeah, but I love a super bitter, hoppy IPA over most anything. Sure, I like seeing my favorite breweries branching out, but I can't blame the upstarts for playing to what's selling, especially in my neck of the woods. I do notice that sours are starting…

In Kenya they will most definitely kill him!!!

You're dumb. And creepy.

Damn, I almost burned my finger on that sizzling-hot take!

Yeah Samer, great article but fuck you for that "I wasn't born yet in 1988" line.