Hah. I surprised someone at a bar by being able to sing the chorus to that. I had no idea it was a #1 song. I've just been listening to Macklemore for awhile. From a DUAN recommendation, as luck would have it.

Ladies, Rob Gronkowski’s Marriage Proposal Will Have You Sopping Wet

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The day after one of my best friends died (I was 23 and serving tables) I couldn't get anyone to cover my shift last-minute, so I sucked it up and worked. And it was very, very hard for me to put on a happy face, to focus, and I was neglecting a couple tables and not being terribly effusive in my interactions. Not too…

In the interest of fair coverage, I wanted to offer up the full text from Terrell Suggs's cleats too:

Of course it was a typo. I can't tell you how many times I've accidentally jabbed the "riddle my news article with factual inaccuracies" button while trying to use a semicolon.

Te'o and Lennay had broken up approximately two weeks before the day she died

Speaking of Peeves DUAN, that one right there is at the top of mine. It might be why Kinja still gets my blood pressure up so damn high.

"Every test, I've ever took in the NFL, there's never been a question if I ever even thought about using anything."

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"Fearless Blocks" is also the two-word contingency plan that Jason Whitlock has established for rehabbing his online reputation.

Here are the dots, which you're asked to connect

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It's happening right now.

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/digs up old Sinbad Special VHSes

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+1, that's awesome

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