at least you'd have a sense of humor or better, be gay, which i'd respect.

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I kind of missed this story (along with every other one).

They sell Baltika #9 at the Weaver Street Co-Op in the Raleigh-Durham area. It really does have a liquor-like flavor to it, along with a weird sticky, smoky taste, and it is about the most efficient method for getting drunk you can imagine.

The Beanie Wells Award for most fantasy starts while inactive.

[edit] Nevermind, dammit... the first time I try to comment in months, and it goes wrong.

Bless you, sir. Bless you.

My sentiments exactly.

You're a funny motherfucker. Own it.

I can't be around tonight, and that sucks, but I have to tell you all that I have derived more entertainment from this website and all you folks in the past two-plus years than from any other source. I don't comment much anymore, but I can guarantee I'll do my damnedest to fight through Powwow to continue to read the…

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You mock him for the vanity plates, but I'll have you know he only paid 10% over sticker price at Joel Confer BMW. That's practically a steal.

I don't know why they bothered. That Prius logo says all of that plus a nice sense of entitlement.

You think to yourself: who actually listens to Nickelback? Who wears flame-tinged button-up shirts unironically? Who bleaches their own asshole? The answer is always Guy Fieri.

Who's going to play the token racist white guy?

He does get that a lot. From people in the sights of his hunting rifle.

In my estimation, my dad could not have raised me any better. He stayed out of my religious and political development, never told me how or if he worshipped or who he voted for. I still turned out just like him in those respects, though. Mostly. The only vacations he ever took away from the family were for him and his…

Drew seems to be doing okay taking care of his kids with Twitter.

I can't imagine anyone whose values align with Judge's would actually be glad that that article was published. I would be flat out embarrassed if someone tried to argue for my ideology with something so asinine.

I still listen to Thrice, man. Deadbolt and The Beltsville Crucible had some fantastic breakdowns.