Frank,

North Carolina by way of Virginia.

Might as well save your breath. She's part of #TeamGiveNoFuck AND #FuckYouAndYoBitch.

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@KingJames: @SteveNash How do you keep from getting criticized for not winning a championship with multiple MVPs??? smh

I like to see that. I don't know any bad Cards fans. I probably would if I lived in the midwest, but every one I've run into has been positive and fairly knowledgeable about the game in general and especially their team.

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This is fantastic.

They must have fired a shotgun at their decision board and hit 30 Rock and Parks & Rec in their desire to kill Community as fast and as painfully as possible.

1. Samoas (Caramel De-Lites to the commies out there)

Meatloaf. Always and everything Meatloaf.

I got a realtor in Colorado Springs once. I imagine he's down to boiling and eating his own shoes the way people are fleeing that city. Twitter = realtor's last resort.

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My tradition was to gather up as many of those Taco Bell free burrito and soda coupons we'd get from trading our books in at the campus book store and cash them all in for myself. 4 burritos for the night, 4 sodas in the morning, and I would sleep like a champ.

Or, surprise, you have a penis.

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I was on the fence* on whether or not I would pay for MLB.TV... this story just about confirmed that I will stay $100+ richer.

Oh, man.

I use Tweetdeck, though I find it's prone to crashing if it's trying to update too much of its timeline at once. It's much simpler to use, and controlling the columns you view is a breeze. It also has a handy widget that will light up the various columns when they're updated.

Oh sick burn. Just like UVA rays give you.