Was wondering when Jed would show up....

A lot of Iowa alums are from Chicagoland and couldn’t give less of a fuck about the ISU game. It’s all about the games against the B1G schools their smarter friends went to.

I ate Ethiopian last night and the pee smells like nothing I’ve ever peed before.

5. Sadness

Yeast infection.

MD 20-20. Don’t ask.

I’ll never understand the assholes who don’t enjoy this series. I love the Saints, and I love this post.

Do you not understand how this series works?

Wow, quick start to the butthurt today.

Half the town will be under water by the time I finish typing this and it still won’t wash away that fucking smell.

What is it about NFL owners that makes them live so long? At first I thought it was superior healthcare, but I think it’s just spite. They know how much we hate them and they figured out how to turn that hate into lifeforce.

You can tell the Jets are hated most of all by their own fans because the first dozen responses Drew lists are all one-sentence screams of despair into the void.

He only came up with 4-9 stories but he knows that’s not indicative of what he is capable of. If only everyone would buy in.

As a pro sports organization, I think your job is to work with the players you have (especially when you voluntarily pick them in the draft!) and try to help them be productive despite whatever attitude or maturity problems they may have.

Most of it non-guaranteed, but... yeah. He was basically Kirk Cousins Beta Version.

Hopefully someone can find it, but Magary made a great joke about Fitz a few years ago. It was something like “You know, for someone that went to Harvard, you’d think Fitzpatrick would know he’s a shitty QB.”

Were Kerry Collins at his peak playing today, he’d get a contract in the neighborhood of 4 years, $85M. Not even kidding.

As a sad, sad, Titans fan who watched this Soap Opera unfold, I’ll say this.

Exactly. I hate to name-drop, but [Ryan] Fitzpatrick is still playing!?

It helps if you keep in mind that these promotions, all of them, are utterly cynical and aimed solely at filling the ballpark. You’re not going to find any promotions when the Cubs are in town, but even the Best Fans in Baseball(TM) need a little incentive to come out and see the D-Backs on a sweaty summer afternoon.…