When is the Cardinals Muslim night? or Hindu night? I can only imagine the pearl clutching if they had such a night. Why does one religion get a special night. What a shit show this will be.

Man Who Hit Balls For A Living Doesn’t Want Men To Hit Balls For Fun.

Wow, that sounds inviting: St. Louis in the dead of summer, Lance Berkman, and a stadium full of passionate Christians.

That was so commanding and surgical an effort, I think he should be known as the Spurgeon General.

I assumed you were answering the guy above you that was pro and conning Atlanta vs Cleveland instead of the original question.

You didn’t miss anything. These youths can’t read.

“Man, Mike Dunleavy is argumentative and non-compliant, and I should know, I’m married to..”

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

What do we want?!

Everybody knows you don’t work in Buffalo for the independence or the authority or the football or the ability to influence the direction of a team. You work in Buffalo to enjoy the weather.

No puppet.

My buddy started Hoyer over Palmer this week. Moments like this are the reason I play fantasy football, so I can kick friends while they’re down and they’re forced to live in shame for a week.

Wait, so the money is paid to NFL.com and not the members of your league that you’re trying to cheat?

Could be innocent enough. The NFL has long considered actual players interchangeable.

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

Especially after the whole Shady McCoy / cutting all the black people thing he did in Philly. Now that just looks like he hated Philadelphia.

totally freaked me out too.

God damn it. Everything about Chip Kelly was awesome in that line of questioning. I guess I’ll like him for a bit. Sigh

This gave me a reason to like Chip Kelly.

Ah yes, that’s Kobe, always sacrificing individual success for the good of the team.