I hate the fucking Eagles. Thank God they won.

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

If only he sold sofas and was known known as the king of them.

This incident aside- statistically speaking, train travel is still safer than jumping off a cliff

Ha. Philly is a shithole akin to a slightly less racist Boston filled with battery throwing mongoloids.

“I CAME HERE JUST TO TELL EVERYONE I STOPPED WATCHING SNL FIVE WHOLE YEARS AGO EVEN THOUGH I CLEARLY DIDN’T.”

So edgy! Take so hot!

What a stupid thing for Tarantino to argue with his star actress over. He should have flown in a well-qualified vintage VW mechanic and his/her crew to have that car checked over and repaired to Thurman’s satisfaction before asking her to drive it at speed.

Am I the only person who never, in all the times he re-watched A New Hope, EVER noticed a pair of dice in the Falcon cockpit?

Have you seen S2? The morgue scene is the stuff of legends...

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I wish I’d watched this game live.

“I’ve never been a spy myself”

It was the biggest grossing movie of 2017. You can argue about the choices Johnson made, but Disney hopes and prays that Solo “damages the brand” as much as TLJ.

The quality of a movie is not necessarily related to how well it performs at the box office in China. The Transformers movies are huge hits there, for instance...

She didn’t wish it on him, though. She acknowledges it as cruel and unusual punishment, points out that it would be inflicting on him what he inflicted on them, and points out that it would be unconstitutional to sentence anyone to that punishment; but that if it weren’t, she might allow that kind of retribution in…

Item 1, Luke spent a whole movie talking about how Vader could be redeemed. One hint of darkness and he’s out for Ben’s head. How did he get there?

“Luke just “is different now” with no credit to the audience. It’s bad writing.”

Uh I think that was the least of the issues with the prequels