You were the one laughing, superstar.

“I don’t know what should happen. It’s not my call. That’s the league office. They’ll take a look at it.”

Yep.

Nah.

Sure.

The forearm to the head/shoulders that caused Green to flop.

Nope, but if someone disrespects you, shoving generally ensues.

Except that was the reality of the situation.

There was definitely some flop there. Doesn’t change the fact that LeBron began the entire fracas with non-basketball play, yet only got a tech.

As amazing as I am, I do not create reality. I just describe it.

No, but it certainly makes the task more difficult.

Then you’d be wrong.

Warriors in five or six.

If you’ve played basketball, you’ve been hit accidentally in the groin.

Glad we agree.

Please.

NBA really wants to see that Game 7.

Meh.

I don’t think it makes him a Hall of Famer because it was a short span, but Tim Lincecum was definitely the best pitcher in baseball for the 2008 and 2009 seasons. At least statistically speaking.

If HBO is actually paying Bill Simmons over $7 million a year, you sincerely have to question the competency of its current leadership.