Hey, fucktard, you asked: “What metric are you using that leaves Lebron out of the top 10???”

If you consider both individual and team dominance while giving a little more weight to the latter, then considering all players regardless of position. In that case, I think you could make a compelling argument for the following players before including LeBron James (in no particular order after MJ):

It’s funny this happened at UFC 199 because that’s the first time I noticed the UFC using “journalists” in its hype reels. I haven’t been following things too closely of late, but that’s the first time I’d ever seen the likes of coaches, other fighters and Joe Rogan replaced by members of the media.

Hilarious.

Don’t be so lazy.

Except none of that matters, remember?

I’m sure Luke will try, but there is literally no chance LeBron James joins a squad in the lower half of the Western Conference. I doubt there’s much chance of him joining any team in the West.

I am, admittedly, not a hardcore NBA fan so I don’t know what the contractual situations are. That said, I think Irving and Thompson are both locked into long-term deals, but Love could (?) be gone over summer. That’s not a ton of flexibility unless LeBron James signs a discounted deal, which would be an…

Except that Golden State has blown Cleveland out without getting A (or even B, really) games out of its two best players and their struggles haven’t been attributable to the opposition’s defense.

This is an underrated and increasingly interesting subplot.

Only thing that I can remember that even comes close is when the Shaq-Kobe Lakers met the Webber-Stojakavic-Divac-Williams Kings in the Western Conference Finals. That was the best seven-game series I’ve ever seen in any sport and then LA splattered the Nets in the Finals.

LeBron James is basically the Peyton Manning of the NBA.

So outraged you can’t even identify the difference between Harrison Barnes:

Alex Rodriguez.

There’s a difference between “being on his side” and “being a narcissistic arsonist who just dumped napalm on a fire that was about to go out.”

Hey fellas, when you’re worth eight figures, maybe it’s time to stop going to nightclubs where people carry guns and are too stupid to refrain from using them?

Oh yeah, Chappelle/Louis CK are probably my favorite comedians, but I think you’ve got to give credit to guys like Pryor/Carlin for being hilarious, but being hilarious in a way that was legitimately dangerous for them. Both used free speech to take on the establishment at a time when doing so carried serious risk,…

I once dated a girl who thought of Eddie Murphy as “that guy from Dr. Dolittle and Shrek.”