That’s OK.

Are all bears this agreeable and the Discovery channel is lying to me? Or have the Russians plied their bears with vodka and established some sort of Russkie-only special deal?

I sort of know what you mean.

You could also point out an agent risks very little by lying if he can spin it as an effort to protect his client should he get caught, which would be very simple in this situation. A franchise has very much to risk if it gets caught maliciously leaking deceitful information as a negotiating ploy.

Yeah, but those others don’t constantly lecture opposing fans about doing things The Right Way...while worshipping guys like Jhonny Peralta and Matt Holiday.

I stopped watching Entourage after a few seasons, but damn, Vince really let himself go, eh?

As opposed to other wildly successful teams who do NOT generate the typically obnoxious bandwagon hangers-on?

Hey look, an Oregon alum fan!

Where is the evidence that Jenny Wright admitted the sexual relationship?

No.

All of this is absurd.

My GOD, your life must be incredibly sad and boring if you found and still find that narcissistic crap humorous/interesting/entertaining.

Colorado fans rushed the court after beating Arizona in a regular season game? What the fuck is going on?

You suck way too much to be using that handle.

You’re joking, right?

Yeah, yeah, it’s dumb. Really dumb.

This is not a culture problem in Knoxville.

Right. Because the media hates David Ortiz and the Red Sox.

Yeah, my point remains—we all waste time doing things that don’t make sense to other people.

These are all bold cards to play while you’re setting up to be the second-best team in your own city for the foreseeable future.