I was expecting a tweet showing a goal scored from off-planet.

Counterpoint: I always wonder about the people who browse sites like this wondering about people who browse sites like this with such hostility for its writers. Why on earth do you waste your time on this?

FTFY

This is a question that needs answering b/c, if it is, holy shit. I’ve reached the age where stuff that was cool when I was a kid is so old, it’s become retro and I can confidently say I’m not ready for that.

It’s stupid shit like this that makes me glad I ditched social media a couple years ago. From the video to the swatting, idiots, through and through.

Probably not, but that doesn’t make the microwave any less efficient.

Tough to do that with a simple hack.

This is a stupid thing to say without the relevant medical degree and, even then, you shouldn’t go around yapping about it in public. No doubt about that.

B/c this has all the elements of another false accusation catastrophe:

Kyrie Irving is either soft as fuck or lying.

“His aging curve obviously began later than most comparable players, but how much later?”

*bereft

I thought he has sued her for defamation?

Knighton then added: “Go Sooners!”

But the Rockies don’t spend at the rate Washington does, don’t play in a division as weak as the NL East and don’t have Bryce Harper to cover for mistakes.

I see lots of evidence that Dr. Luke is an asshole. I see lots of evidence he gets in disputes with the musicians with whom he works. I see lots of evidence that Kesha wanted to get out of the relationship for professional and creative reasons.

Because he played college football.

Wrong. For reasons stated.

Wrong. For reasons stated.