It’s impossible to overstate just how stupid one must be to shoot oneself while cleaning a gun.

“This was a satirical article that you decided to troll — you know that right?”

“If anyone thinks that because campaign money is taken it means those folks will be taken care of...”

If the equivalency were actually false, you would’ve provided evidence.

Plenty of people get the joke, but disagree that Hillary Clinton is a better default candidate than anyone in the GOP field i.e. many Sanders backers would sooner vote for the anarchy Trump represents than willingly subject the country to another 8 years of the Bush-Clinton Hegemony so the two candidates are not…

Madeleine Albright was Dick Cheney before Dick Cheney was Dick Cheney. I enjoy how she gets a pass for her blatant war profiteering and victim shaming b/c...why? She’s a woman so it’s OK for her to use national policy to enrich herself and her friends? Collateral damage be damned?

Jezebel writers never fail to confirm that it’s not prejudices that bother them. It’s that their prejudices aren’t the dominant ones.

When the shoe fits.

Only a drooling moron or someone being intentionally obtuse would interpret my soundly constructed sentence as suggesting the punishment at issue be directed at the victim. Especially given the context of the overall conversation.

I have not explicitly said that punishment should entail a long legal battle for the rape victims i.e. that’s a strawman.

Why are these two things mutually exclusive?

People also need to understand precisely who Madeleine Albright is and what kind of life experience Hillary Clinton so respects.

Penn State, Baylor and Florida State.

Nope.

This is sincerely depressing.

Gotta admire a professional athlete who goes after an equipment manager almost literally half his size.

Ron Rivera is doing the obvious and smart thing here: Protect the franchise QB and, thusly, your job.

That’s a 6'1", 205-lb man swinging a smaller guy around by the neck and everyone on the Broncos is cool with that?

Except that Peyton Manning has pouted after losses. Numerous times.

What a shock—a Deadspin writer absolving the site’s pet of any significant mistake.