Considering Tuesdays’ affinity for tacos, it was only a matter of time.

They think the Federal government should oversee the military. Which should only go to war over US corporate interests.

We don’t have to speculate; Trump’s source is Mark Levin, a conservative radio host whose theory was reported on in our new state owned media outlet, Breitbart.gov. Where Levin got his information is of course a mystery; I assume it was from somewhere deep in his colon.

he doesn’t really remember the meeting

Nope. Nope. The man in charge of determining the truth blatantly lied under oath.

This administration makes me want to believe in the Bible so that I can have the sweet, sweet relief of the apocalypse to look forward to.

Breaking: Republicans guesstimation of economy grossly off mark

The statement + the cute squeaky voice + the slight bedhead = I’m dying in the best way possible.

Update: Ivanka Trump is a Fucking Liar, Just Like Her Lying Father.

And Ms. DeVos, faced with the choice of resigning or defying the president, has agreed to go along.

During the last bomb threat, there was a Hartford Courant photo of freezing, wet children huddling in towels outside my local JCC. They had jumped out of the pool and run straight to a designated spot outside. So every time I see news of another antisemitic incident, I picture chubby little girls in arm floaties and…

If I understand the Trump Administration, all of the real power will be held by a small cadre of ghouls like Stephen Miller and Steve Bannon. Your role, as a qualified and experienced leader, is to be brashly ignored and derided by the President and then take the fall for whenever one of the other idiots and psychos…

Yep, my 16 year old sister confirmed that this is because they are hyper aware of their online presence and want to be in control of it. It’s also a signal to your friends not to tag you either, which I get but...why are you posing for a picture in the first place? Why not just decline the photographer or turn your…

Doesn’t matter, some developer is probably furiously at work on hand-recognition software as we speak.

...an under-18 nightclub

REVIS LIELAND? YOU’RE WELCOME NY POST

I am in such a rage, he smashes it down while he looks in her direction. It’s totally intimidation. Ugh. Men are lucky we talk to them, much less fuck them.

Pictured: Trump’s next secretary of labor nominee at his previous job.

As a sane Jew and supporter of Israel Netanyahu is the single greatest threat to peace in Israel. He’s a fucking chicken-hearted coward. He’s the first Israeli PM to be a politician, not a leader. Fuck him. Fuck him right in the ear.