The sad reality is that most people are dumb and disappointing, and we will ultimately die because of it.

She’s a millionaire who is insulated from any crimes she may commit. Worst case scenario she resigns and takes a consulting job that pays well over 7 figures. Keep that in mind when enjoying any schadenfreude over this.

KellyAnne Conway looks like Sweet Dee Reynolds in the episode where she gets hooked on crack.

He would also have to give access to his phone and computer to his probation officer. So essentially we get two NSA’s for the price of one. This Trump really does know how to negotiate.

Geez, you act like he’s horrible at golf too. How can one person be horrible at everything?

“Mr. Trump, our Special Forces will approach the palace from the rear flank..”

I love how the states with the worst school systems all voted in favor of the worst cabinet pick.

All of my exes must be THRIVING in life right now.

A spoiled turnip could raise league revenue.

Uh you mean the 360,792 other people running the operation.

All of Trump’s kid’s partners are Jews or have Jewish heritage, it’s just downplayed like crazy.

I’m not sure what they do either, but when they do it before me they are trendsetters and when they do it after me they are retro.

Yes.

I enjoy the complete and utter cognative dissonance of his supporters reveling in him getting the Dow to 20k and crediting him with it. It was 173 points short of 20K when he was sworn in. If these people are flipping a shit over a 0.87% upgrade, wait until I tell them about the guy who boosted the Dow 150%. Man, they…

That Obama sabotaged it under Bush with the help of Hillary’s emails from the future???

Live look at Trump supporters trying to imagine how any of this benefits them:

Two things:
“I think it’s important to understand that whether it’s the president himself, the vice president, the senior team, the volunteers, or the people who are out there just in america that voted for him that walked the streets or put up a sign, that to constantly be told no no no and to watch him go yes yes yes…

Eli: “Odell, why wasn’t I invited to party with you guys?”

As a Jew, working on Christmas was awesome.