I upvoted this, but not because I'm happy about it.

But Chelsea Handler still has a show???

Behind the Red Door.

Milk goes in refrigerator. If you don't have a refrigerator, use a cool wet sack.

Hosting a Netflix show I never watch.

Everyone's last bullet should be used on Josh Gad.

Can we expect a Super Diaper Baby movie? Perhaps we could get a crossover and even a full-blown UCU (Underwear Cinematic Universe). Hopefully, the eventual reboot will be dark and gritty with lots of soiled undergarments.

Nice. I've seen MMW quite a few times. One of the few acts I just watch. Their interaction on stage is both minimalist and mesmerizing.

It's good. This whole tour has been pretty nice.

"I wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck."
"Or the Creedence."

That's my response to every act listed in today's column.

Right now, I am listening to all of the tributes played to Gregg Allman this past weekend:
1.Trey Anastasio "Midnight Rider"
2. Gov't Mule w/ members of moe. "Whipping Post"
3. Umphrey's McGee "Jessica"
4. Greensky Bluegrass "One Way Out"
5. Dead & Company "Knockin' on Heaven's Door"

How is that stuff with Elvis Costello? I am intrigued.

Morrissey would like a quick word with you.

Se also: "Me, Myself & Irene."

Hopefully, this will prompt "men's rights" folks to move to Lebanon.

How many endorsements could she possibly have?

"Covfefe" is the scum that accumulates under Trump's neck waddle. (I'm trying to get this definition into popular use, so please feel free to share it.)

His turn as Wally Brando is a lot of fun.

Gob knows his way around a business model.