Yea, I think that is why they do it. There has been quite a few times that everything in the story lead me to believe it had to be Florida and it was dumbasses in Ohio.. Usually involving the big snakes...

Well? Did you get any possible matches from it? You know you can’t be single forever... ;)

I prefer being a top, bottom is just so emasculating....

Do Cubans make up 30%? Cuz I try to blame everything on those Cubans...

Hey! Like the new screen name. I’m a fan of brevity too! ;)

“Well actually... Holy shit! That’s the little French dude’s wife?! Hot Damn! Oh, I’m sorry, what were we talking about?...”

ESPN1000 here has a show with former Bears player Tom Waddle (who grew up in Ohio), where him and the other guy get read a crazy news piece and they have to guess if it was from Florida or Ohio. Funny stuff..

See? This guy gets it!

I always just assumed it was some form of white penance for having a good credit score...

You truly do God’s work, my son..

I can’t hate, hot cougars cause me to lose the ability to speak coherently too...

Ah sweet Jesus, I thought I was the only one...

“Let’s play Florida or Ohio! I tell you an awful story and you tell me if it was from Florida or Ohio!”

Teacher unions are not all that great (they are one of the weaker ones out there)

Damn, forgot the “asking for a friend” bit...

Yes, hence the Em.Proc didn’t free any of the slaves still in the US....

Gotta comb deep to get that proper smug verbiage!

That was the Welsh. Ireland won their freedom, while the Welsh never ever fought back against anything ever (seriously, they didn’t do shit when the Anglo-Saxons arrived and started their slaughter...)

“They died of a potato famine while LIVING ON AN ISLAND SURROUNDED BY WATER!”

It’s actually easier to learn how to read a language than how to speak one(and especially so if you can already speak the language you are learning to read)