Hillary didn’t win 100% of the black vote, guys..

That’s just an inane comment. You’re better than this..

Hey pot, meet kettle (and Cletus, you are in the wrong here)

Confirmation bias, that’s what makes his believe what he does

It is. Also a continuation of the “never the parents fault” trend for the last few decades...

*shrug*

So wait, he’s not Apache Chief?! Well, that other guy was still Moroccan Mole right?!

Whoever made that headline deserves a raise..

Luther is the exception, tho..

Ya know, I binged on Luther a while back and thought “hey, maybe it would be better if our cops didn’t carry guns also”. Then I came to the season with the maniac with the gun, and then it was like “oh fuck, well. Maybe the cops should be armed too..”

“Rectum?! Damn, near killed him!” (Pun works best when spoken aloud)

*Respectful nod*

“No man, this is how it’s supposed to work!”

Stop hating, still loads better than Texas (I shouldn’t of brought you outta the greys, but I wanted to shit on Texas. So yeah...)

Well god I hope so, I need to feel better than some one!

Well, that about wraps it up...

Fuck, I think you may have just given him the name for his midlife crisis rock band...

It worked with Japan.. so anything is possible..

Man, I wonder what riddle I’m going to have to answer to cross his bridge...

The rubes like an easy story, nuances piss them off..