the ocean is fucked up

seriously what the hell is up with that? he looks like he just got off tour with Tony, Toni, Toné 

Excuse me...but is that a short sleeve suit?

- Grayson Allen liked this post

“Hear, hear!”

Yes

History books will one day cite this as the deathknell of market-based capitalism:

You left out: never use uber (full stop).

Can we get this guy to stand outside her office?

I’m going to miss you guys, I can’t even say.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

Jeff Sessions is the worst of the crackers.

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

We are currently driving behind AN HISTORIC LICENSE PLATE and possibly Jezebel’s new tagline.

Oscar Wilde: “The only worse than being talked about is not being talked about”