Thanks, Ernie! We appreciate everything you’ve done!

I hope you guys like Kinja, we put a lot of work into it ☺

I’m so thrilled to have you on board, and humbled to have played a part in bringing this excellence to Kinja.

They had to wait for someone to leak it.

That’s enough internet for today.

i shot a bb gun at a moving car from the roof of my house and blew out the driver-side window and the driver stopped and saw me and my friends on the roof and we ran in different directions and the driver caught up to one of my friends and beat the shit out of him. we were 13.

Eli, sadly, was not invited

God, the number of salty, butthurt commenters in here is sad, all because of a silly headline. Me thinks a lot of people need to step back from the internet for a couple weeks and get a grip on life.

God, the number of salty, butthurt commenters in here is sad, all because of a silly headline. Me thinks a lot of…

“Not so tough when you’re outside your cars, are ya?”

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

I want to go as Drew on chopped but I can’t find a store that sells a shirt even remotely as bad as that one

I made the light wall from Stranger Things - It’s programmable so I can type any message into it.

Here, just take all the stars and upvotes for that one, friend.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

God, it’s like if Trump knew enough about cyber to write a blog.

This is no joke. Do not go motorboating.