I’m going to miss you guys, I can’t even say.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

Jeff Sessions is the worst of the crackers.

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

We are currently driving behind AN HISTORIC LICENSE PLATE and possibly Jezebel’s new tagline.

Oscar Wilde: “The only worse than being talked about is not being talked about”

Thanks, Ernie! We appreciate everything you’ve done!

I hope you guys like Kinja, we put a lot of work into it ☺

I’m so thrilled to have you on board, and humbled to have played a part in bringing this excellence to Kinja.

They had to wait for someone to leak it.

“It’s like I’m playing Virtual Skeeball!”

Snacktaku?

That’s enough internet for today.

i shot a bb gun at a moving car from the roof of my house and blew out the driver-side window and the driver stopped and saw me and my friends on the roof and we ran in different directions and the driver caught up to one of my friends and beat the shit out of him. we were 13.

Eli, sadly, was not invited

God, the number of salty, butthurt commenters in here is sad, all because of a silly headline. Me thinks a lot of people need to step back from the internet for a couple weeks and get a grip on life.

God, the number of salty, butthurt commenters in here is sad, all because of a silly headline. Me thinks a lot of…

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.