I want to go as Drew on chopped but I can’t find a store that sells a shirt even remotely as bad as that one

I made the light wall from Stranger Things - It’s programmable so I can type any message into it.

wow it’s almost like he’s referring to a hypothetical future in which many things have changed also it’s a fucking joke

Here, just take all the stars and upvotes for that one, friend.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

God, it’s like if Trump knew enough about cyber to write a blog.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Thirsty.

As a man, I have a great idea.
If women would like to be heard more in the workplace, when one woman makes a point, the other women in the room should reiterate the idea and credit the initial speaker.

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

This article is amazing, mainly because between this and senior week you’ve printed more words then when you actually worked here

This is no joke. Do not go motorboating.

You must be new here.

A clever power move by diving to knock off hockey as the stinkiest sport.