I really wanted to like this. But come on, BioWare, did you really need to make MEA into Dragon Age Inquisition: Space Edition?

In other words it doesn’t actually have a good story.

And yet the average user of the site is completely unimpacted by any of this. Yup, sure is tearing itself apart.

Especially considering they had someone play him in Revenge of the Sith. Wayne Pygram portrayed him in a cameo at the end of the film, and is a skilled enough actor to pull off a decent portrayal of him in a speaking role.

I’m honestly surprised his show lasted as long as it did. It was aimed at a very specific market and it made very few attempts to expand its appeal beyond that. It may have been funny, but it didn’t exactly fit a modern television audience, maybe one from a decade ago. The commercials for it when it first came out…

Seriously, 2106? You had to take another? This year can suck a fat one.

So, your justification of the new TMNT is that it’s not as shitty at the first? That’s like being the skinniest kid on the first day of fat camp.

Dear Lena Dunham

That may be true, but my parents have a miniature dashchund who I legitimtely believe doesn’t care about all that. She’s so insanely devoted to my father that we could light her on fire and she’d still gaze up at him adoringly.

Better the colors pop a little less than they be washed out in a sea of blue like every Man of Steel, BvS, the upcoming Justice League and Wonder Woman movies.

So, from the look of it, it’s mostly garbage for a good cause.

I don’t dislike the Yakuza games, the problem is I’ve never played them. It seems like the series has continuity as it follows many of the same characters over the various games and I have a very hard time picking up a game and enjoying it if I haven’t started at the first entry.

Dear internet and society as a whole,

I may find Jimmy Fallon to be somewhat obnoxious, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t appreciate his passion for things. Dude is very passionate about the things he enjoys, it’s a pleasure to see someone able to express such unbridled glee about things.

I’m glad I read this article. At a quick glance I thought the Vulpix in Sun was an Eevee and I was upset that I’d be unable to have all the Eevolutions. Had I not looked at the list I probably would have bought Sun over Moon when I actually wanted Moon.

Hey now, no bashing cookies. Cookies fucking rule.

Put that warning in the actual article next time. Jesus Murphy.

The fact that she’s a woman isn’t the problem for most. It’s the fact that she’s a corrupt, arrogant, manipulative, deceitful, greedy, shallow, out of touch old hag. If Trump is an example of everything that’s wrong with corporate America, Hillary is an example of everything that’s wrong with American politics.

It’s hard to make an indie game everywhere. Cuba is no exception.

Further proof why the smart consumer should never preorder any game unless it’s guaranteed to be rare on release.