I don’t need to read a book or take a test to know my dominant emotional style is a lack of emotions entirely. Not much I can do to combat that.

That’s not the Nick design.

Have you consumed Wendy’s fries at any point in the last decade? If the answer is yes then congratulations; you’ve been enjoying skin on fries the whole time.

Did this really need to be a mother fucking slideshow?

Humorous, since “No Way Home” seems to be adapting elements of One More Day.

Don’t be jealous of people who live in Ohio, the strawberry Frosty is disgusting. It tastes like powder and regret.

Yeah, I’m more concerned with the fact that one of the names I wanted to call a potential daughter has more or less been ruined than I am about the alleged misogyny.

She already has caused deaths due to her approach to covid, now she’s flat out recommending murder. Jesus H.

While it’s been more or less confirmed that Barbara was not raped, if you think being shot, forcefully stripped against your will, and then photographed is not sexual assault then I fear what you define as sexual assault.

Nothing. I do not and have never associated celebration with eating.

You say that like Vin Diesel has been in anything outside of the Fast and Furious series that has been relevant outside of saying five words as a tree in the past 15 years. Vin Diesel is about as sought after as a wet fart.

I’ll take a nice garlic compound butter or a pepper sauce over the chunky nightmare that is a chimichuri every day of the week.

Shit like this is how you know she’s never read the bible before as it is chock full of stories of God punishing idiots.

No amount of logic in the world will dissuade racism like this. When you or me think to yourselves “Oh shit, I can’t find my phone.” we think to ourselves “Let’s retrace our steps.” and we then go back to the places we’ve been recently. When someone like this loses their phone they immediately begin the blame game and…

Man, if you need to rob any stores in that mall I’ll run cover for you. I’m so white if you shine a flashlight at my face you get blinded by how bright my skin gets. If white privilege was based on how white your skin is instead of simply by the so called virtue of being white, I would be king white person. I’m so…

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What a no class hag. If I got married and my wife was super successful and she turned to me and said “Orian, you supported me while I chased my dreams, now I want to support you. Go to culinary school, get that degree in pastry arts, go open that old fashioned malt shoppe you’ve dreamed of having for so long.” I would…

The fact that it’s happened a lot of times before doesn’t mean that it shouldn’t be punished. This woman endangered people out of sheer stupidity and she should be held accountable for that.

There is on other solution: be me. I don’t know what it is, but I haven’t been bitten by a mosquito since the 90s. They bite my friends, they bite my family, they bite my dog... they never so much as land on me.

Have dash cams and body cams really helped in these situations? It seems like they’re always getting turned off, or the footage is never released, or there’s only partial footage that shows nothing. Until a body cam is on every single officer on every single police force in the US and control over whether or not the…