I don’t need to read a book or take a test to know my dominant emotional style is a lack of emotions entirely. Not much I can do to combat that.

That’s not the Nick design.

Have you consumed Wendy’s fries at any point in the last decade? If the answer is yes then congratulations; you’ve been enjoying skin on fries the whole time.

Did this really need to be a mother fucking slideshow?

Humorous, since “No Way Home” seems to be adapting elements of One More Day.

Don’t be jealous of people who live in Ohio, the strawberry Frosty is disgusting. It tastes like powder and regret.

Yeah, I’m more concerned with the fact that one of the names I wanted to call a potential daughter has more or less been ruined than I am about the alleged misogyny.

She already has caused deaths due to her approach to covid, now she’s flat out recommending murder. Jesus H.

While it’s been more or less confirmed that Barbara was not raped, if you think being shot, forcefully stripped against your will, and then photographed is not sexual assault then I fear what you define as sexual assault.

The FAA should just do the proper thing and state that to be given the title of astronaut one must go through extremely specific training and demonstrate an equally specific range of skills. To give it to anyone who just so happens to fly above a certain height is ridiculous. To qualify for the term you have to pilot…

Nothing. I do not and have never associated celebration with eating.

You say that like Vin Diesel has been in anything outside of the Fast and Furious series that has been relevant outside of saying five words as a tree in the past 15 years. Vin Diesel is about as sought after as a wet fart.

I’ll take a nice garlic compound butter or a pepper sauce over the chunky nightmare that is a chimichuri every day of the week.

Shit like this is how you know she’s never read the bible before as it is chock full of stories of God punishing idiots.

No amount of logic in the world will dissuade racism like this. When you or me think to yourselves “Oh shit, I can’t find my phone.” we think to ourselves “Let’s retrace our steps.” and we then go back to the places we’ve been recently. When someone like this loses their phone they immediately begin the blame game and…

Were... these really not common knowledge?

Man, if you need to rob any stores in that mall I’ll run cover for you. I’m so white if you shine a flashlight at my face you get blinded by how bright my skin gets. If white privilege was based on how white your skin is instead of simply by the so called virtue of being white, I would be king white person. I’m so…

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What a no class hag. If I got married and my wife was super successful and she turned to me and said “Orian, you supported me while I chased my dreams, now I want to support you. Go to culinary school, get that degree in pastry arts, go open that old fashioned malt shoppe you’ve dreamed of having for so long.” I would…

I live in Vancouver and even when I’m indoors I have to put up with skin that feels burnt. I’ve only got the one burn, a minor one on my left arm due to driving. It’ll hurt for a few days but I’ll be fine. Currently, though, the rest of my skin is in a near constant state of irritation from the heat. I wouldn’t go so…