Everyone like how Sam became the new Jerry Gergich of Westeros for suggesting the invention of democracy?

I’m an only child so I don’t know, but may I assume that it is accurate that even when you’re being made king you can count on your big sister to tell everyone in the room how your balls don’t work?

Grey Worm had a city and two high-profile prisoners.

He ended up with no city and no high-profile prisoners.

Sooo..... does this mean we aren’t going to get Lady Stoneheart?

Better or worse than getting punched out by a 72 year old astronaut?

OW ME BACK

Pee IS stored in the balls!

So all this time my wife has been trying to pass a drug test?

Even a German in Tokyo knows it’s best to distance oneself from claiming the Orioles.

I hope Durant tells them to fuck off.  And I'm a Knicks fan

The Cubs ownership would dearly like you to be a white nationalist but please can you make sure to do your white nationalism in a way that will not be publicly linked to them.

Everyone who ever intercepted a pass from Peterman.

The people who liked that tweet. Man. So bleak. So hopeless. 

Somebody who forced a Gold-Glove shortstop to third base when acquired by his team while putting up some of the worst defense ever at that position has the same right to talk about accountability as our current president has to talk about morality.

Vampire Weekend’s discography is the official soundtrack of gentrification  

Or that time Republicans stole a Presidential election. No, the other time. No, the other, other time.

That is a normal collar. Move on, find a new slant.

The team clarified that next to Theismann’s name is not actually the retired number 7, just a picture of his tibia.

“I MEAN ITS JUST BUFFOONERY! NOBODY CALLED LOU GEHRIGS FONE NUMBER AND ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED HIS DISEASE RENAMED AL’S. ITS STUPID, WHOS THIS AL GUY ANYWAY?  ANYWAYS ILL HANG UP AND LISTEN TO YOUR ANSWER GO SKINS”

I’m not proud to say that, at one time in my life, I lived in Florida, and had a neighbor to which you allude. Other than the day I met my wife, and the day I left Florida forever, the day the ambulance pulled her dead, rotting carcass out of the house was the greatest day ever.