Who could’ve imagined putting a republican former governor and Michigan State alum in charge of dealing with the fallout of a decades-long sexual abuse scandal wouldn’t have worked out?

How do you return these people to the fold?

Just with themselves.

He looks like the lovechild of Nick Faldo and Steffi Graf.

The reason why the Conservative meme factory will never really have the impact they want is because they can’t even flirt with reality. If the fake quote had been “We still had a good time” that would at least be believable. But “It was the best meal we ever had” is what turns it into such hilarious nonsense.

I bet Rivera set him up.

4 seasons vs living in a swamp with ‘WHO DAT’ sister fuckers doesn’t seem like much of a decision to me

Thanks for the spoilers.  This article is about the first episode of the TV series.  Christ.

To the Tommy middle-D haters...listen to any of episodes of Comedy Bang Bang and prepare to laugh for 90 minutes straight.

The one he did with Horatio Sanz from 2018 is one of the best episodes of all time, as is the first with the cast of Silicon Valley.

The state that rescinded honoring Martin Luther King, and then only returning the holiday under threat of losing the Super Bowl? You’re asking if that state is known for racism?

You...you have to see it to truly believe it.

It’s apparent that reporters droning on about this topic have cut him really deep

Calls the Vatican...

Not more, just enough to make kids and prove to baby Jesus that you’re not a homo.

“...internally flawless,” he said. “Just like you.”

finally, a case where his lack of a quick release is actually a plus

Oh yeah man. Nothing screams “more sex” like getting married. 

As Nel-Peters said yes, Tebow slipped a 7.25-carat solitaire ring on her finger. “This ring is internally flawless,” he said. “Just like you.”

I went to my first white Sox home game after being a fan since birth (thanks pops) in August and it hailed and I had to leave in the 6th. Felt good man 

trevor, who cannot tweet about this or me due to my diplomatic immunity, once told me that he pees on his feet in the shower to keep from getting athlete’s foot. also when he was in college he almost failed freshman physics because he kept confusing mass and weight. also trevor once destroyed his pitching hand during…