They must be a deadbeat daddy because they are never around to watch the Red Sox win World Series.

“I can’t believe I’m saying this but can I go back to the Browns please?!?”

That's what the Astros get for trading for a woman beater. And what the state of Texas gets for Bush and Cruz.

When you have the opportunity to build a team around a shitty 38 year old quarterback who makes the playoffs once per decade you gotta take it.

If east coasters can stay up till midnight every week to watch games then west coasters can get up early once per year. Plus the pacific time zone is only 16% of the US population so who cares what they think.

Eli flat out sucks yet he will make the HOF.

Hoarding is a mental disease.

Imagine having a seat behind those loud assholes blocking your view of the Jets going 5-11.

I’m a Patriots fan and think the article is pretty dead on. The one exception is comparing Massachusetts to shithole, treasonous Alabama. I will not stand for that slander.

Counterpoint: the Browns are owned by a criminal and anyone still rooting for them after decades of failure is dumb and deserved 0-16.

And Jeter too. Just to be safe.

Cobb County Barves

Show me a state that blows millions on crap like this and ranks in the bottom ten in all educational metrics and I guarantee it's a red state.

I’m glad Minihane got help. I’m also glad I have the option of listening to the highly entertaining Toucher & Rich over the horrible WEEI.

The Mets are too sad for a holocaust memorial, never mind Cooperstown.

The chargers almost had the chance to choke in the playoffs again! Too bad for their dozens of fans.

But Happy Endings only got 3 =(

So does getting laid.

1. Half past never o’clock 

Luckily the NHL doesn't have shootouts in the playoffs because then it wouldn't be worth watching like the World Cup is now.