Drivers from all 50 states suck at life, hence the 35,000 Americans killed by drivers every year.

Session beer? Miller Lite is more like a Jeff Sessions beer because it’s shitty and made of corn.

No need to pull punches on how dumb West Virginia is.

I love Blue Jay. Reminds me of Before Midnight a bit.

You are a sick fuck. And a dumb one at that. Gun nuts like you are dragging this country into a bloody grave. Luckily so many of you morons shoot themselves with your stupid toys.

Deadspin: Let’s Remember Some Guys

You know the cheapskate billionaire owners aren’t gonna pass the savings down to the fans, right? Do you watch baseball games to see owners make money or do you watch to see players compete?

The Jags choked. Boy is Tom Coughlin’s face gonna be red. I mean more than usual.

You should take a cue from Jianyu and never talk.

You said yourself he is the best ever then you immediately complain about people complimenting him...

People who drive twice the speed limit are shitty, yes. Shitty, dangerous, lame criminals.

Cool story, shithead.

Is that true? I know that college football sucks but damn...

Eli and Bortles: occasionally good by accident but usually shitty by default.

Shooting Guard

That cover is terrible. I don’t want to hear someone sing who sounds like they are on the verge of death. He took an interesting song and made it bad and boring.

James Franco’s number is on a billboard in LA at the moment.

Eli was benched for Geno Smith. That is all.

That guy is giving a bad name to rapist quarterbacks.

He was just trying to crucify himself on that pole. It’s Christgames not Xgames.