35 minutes?! That isn’t quick. That is brutal. Don’t force that shit on people for any amount of time.

Allagash White lives matter.

20 years ago people were saying soccer would be popular in the US by now. It isn’t.

They traded him to the Dodgers so aren’t they paying for that?

Toucher and Rich are funny and actually put work in at coming up with and producing good bits instead of just yelling about deflated footballs or middle relief for 4 hours. They are the only good sports radio I’ve ever heard.

James Dolan is a trust fund moron. Even if he cared he still wouldn’t be capable of running the team effectively. Feel free to replace the name James Dolan with Donald Trump and team with country.

The Pats are more loaded at receiver this year than Michael Floyd is at happy hour. They don’t need him.

So do waitresses at Denny’s.

Fireworks more like Firedidnotwork

The lakers and kings are currently a mess and have been for a bit, no argument there.

That tic is bloated on 17 NBA championships am I right

Its always smart to develop players. The celtics don’t get KG without Al Jefferson. The celtics don’t sign Hayward without developing IT and others.

She was just trying to honor Clemente by plummeting into water.

Usually when racists who like to root for losers want a vanity license plate they go for the confederate flag one.

Tell that to the parents of the classroom full of kids who were shot to death at Sandy Hook. Or the countless other mass murders perpetrated by American gun owners that happen on a regular basis here but not in other countries since they have rational gun laws and less gun nuts.

Yeah, he could only take out a couple classrooms full of children and a few cops at the most with that. Just another day in ‘merica.

A team with two playoff wins in the last 20 years versus a team with zero super bowl wins. I only wish Shakespeare were alive to witness what a real rivalry looks like.

Ainge wimps out on trades?!? He traded for KG and Ray Allen. When they got old he traded them for an amazing haul of picks. He traded away Rondo. He traded Antoine Walker. He traded for Isiah Thomas and Crowder. He trades so much that he has multiple nicknames on the topic such as Trader Dan and Dealing Danny.

Aaron Hernandez is a hero for taking out a serial killer. The NFL should retire his number and give the Patriots their draft pick back.

The cars can’t drive in circles fast because cars have created smog and cars stop ambulances from getting to hospitals. Maybe let’s drive cars a lot less because it’s fucking everything up?