Sounds good. That league would pay players money unlike the awful NCAA.

Any team that goes 0-16 should lose their first round pick. Soccer does few things right but punishing terrible organizations is one of them.

The browns are awful, boring and owned by a thief. Any team that goes 0-16 should lose their draft pick as punishment, the browns especially.

Soccer isn’t the most important thing in their lives. They go to Harvard, not some shithole school in the south.

People once thought the career of Jesus was over but he was just day to day as well.

I've been waiting all season for this day to cum.

My takeaway from this series is the same every year: the shittiest group of people in the US are NFL owners. Coming in right behind them at #2 are their dumbass customers who spend thousands of dollars every year on PSLs and Brady Quinn jerseys.

Just when you thought stealing hundreds of millions from taxpayers and losing 100 games this year was the lowest the Cobb County Barves could go

Yeah but the Patriots kicked the shit out of the Broncos in the playoffs and showed the world how awful Tebow was, effectively ending his career, so they need to be thanked for that.

Who could possibly fill the shoes of Romo? The man won two entire playoff games!

Just because you are the chargers GM doesn't mean you are the Bosa Joey.

I will never take soccer seriously knowing there is a good chance it will all come down to something as lame as what is basically picking heads or tails. What a waste of time.

The people from the south who bring up college football in the Why Your Team Sucks series are annoying because college football is lame and no one cares because why would you when the NFL exists. Which brings me to my question: if you could only keep one type of mustard on hand, which one would it be?

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I can't believe the crap people admit to spending money on in these articles. Paying to be on a season ticket waiting list and a Rex Ryan Fat Head may take the cake though. The world would be a better place if they just burned the money.

I shall preserve “inportant“ things by killing them for sport!!1! 1-1=?

Love you Jax from MKII

Hitting a free throw takes talent. Penalty kicks are a joke based on guessing.

Ending games with the equivalent of Rock Paper Scissors won't help broaden the U.S. audience. Penalty kicks suck no matter what you call them.

Car drivers kill 35,000 people per year in America alone. To focus on anyone else is foolish. They are the ones killing people, not the imaginary person getting hit crossing train tracks.