Doing tricks on two wheels ceases being cool when you are 9. These people are adults.

People who ride dirt bikes and other motor vehicles in cities are assholes. I live near a large park and tons of them will speed by me while I’m jogging. If not a park then where can I go to escape the noise and pollution of motor vehicles?!?

No one listens to WEEI and Dennis and Callahan anymore. They got slaughtered in the ratings by Toucher and Rich(who are great).

guys i’d have trouble signing a contract too if i lost my index finger

Jim Irsay worked so hard to not have a job and inherit the team from his dad. Surely he shouldn’t have to kick in.

Dan Snyder has been an incompetent asshole for many years.

If only the dumb dumbs who pay to go watch the Redskins lose every week knew the rest of us are having more fun for free laughing at how pathetic the whole organization is.

Its ridiculous that any car is allowed near Times Square. If any areas in the US should be pedestrian only it is there. Drivers in this country won’t rest until every square inch is paved over and turned into a traffic lane.

Texas: Where people eat a lot of fatty meat and it shows

This is another reason why people around the world use Texas as a shorthand for everything that is wrong with America.

Would you still regularly go to a restaurant if the food was terrible and overpriced and you knew the owner and management were despicable people just because the restaurant was near the house you grew up in?

There is a difference between being a casual fan of the shitty team you grew up liking and being a moron who hands over thousands of dollars to confirmed asshole Dan Snyder to watch his awful team in person while wearing officially licensed gear. The latter people are the ones I am taking about.

Perhaps the most unfathomable thing in all of sports is that there are still thousands of people who will pay lots of money to an evil shitbag to watch a terrible team go 3-13.

Its funny how people who live in the middle of nowhere are the ones who bring up terrorism the most. ISIS isn’t going to fly a plane into your Walmart, Sarah.

Like how Dylann Roof wanted to start a race war by killing a bunch of people just because of the color of their skin?

And if we threw out all the obese white people in West Virginia we wouldn’t be the fattest country in the world.

Zygi Wilf will make the tax payers pay for the funeral and lost constuction time.

Its hilarious when people brag about not putting beans in their chili. “You are darn sure we took out those healthy bean things and put in more excrement laced, heart attack giving ground cow!”

+19 times Jerry Remy bailed his kid out before he finally murdered someone

Cola, sweet tea and fried chicken? Sad how the best thing the south has ever invented is Type 2 Diabetes.