Are you telling me that prayer and having the word "god" be sung in all his walk up songs didn't cure his addiction issues?!?

There must be some super unhealthy people on that island with all the air and noise pollution from those planes.

Have fun in Wilkes-Barre!

Alden & Harlow is known for their excellent vegetarian dishes. I would describe your assumption as off the mark.

Of course he supports the Browns, the commissioner's name translates to "excellent at losing".

This list of supposed good stuff in Cleveland is the Cleveland of lists.

Having Donna twice as high as Ben Wyatt is not an opinion I would have thought to be possible.

"I know how we'll finally get the 18-35 year old demo to watch our awards show: an annoying genre of theater that should have ceased to exist once movies came around 100 years ago. Increase the musical numbers by 16423%!!!"

Or how about Giambi's comeback player of the year award. Guy got an award for coming back from a steroid scandal.

I usually never think too much about "mouth feel" but Heady Topper really dances down my tongue in a very agreeable way. It makes it an extremely drinkable beer for 8% abv.

Watching those cops waddle over to the criminal sure makes me feel protected.

American drivers: only the second most entitled group of people on Earth.

Why fuss over food that tastes delicious? Just eat gruel! It is simple and trailer park folk like yourself can afford it!

My family and I are from Boston and I got married last year and no had no mention of religion in our ceremony. No one cared as far I know, not even my catholic grandma. She was happy to be at a lovely wedding.

Being late is kind of ODB's thing.

Don't write it in stone. Don't write, Clay.

Well said. The 12th man nonsense is really sad. I mean, just imagine how pathetic an adult would be to actually think their clapping affects the outcome of football games.

Red Sox players were drinking beer during games and the team had maybe the most epic collapse in baseball history during Francona's last year. It was a complete mess.

Jesus Christ, people. Stop naming your kids after yourself. You are missing the entire point of people having names.

Advertisers don't really care about people who live in trailer parks in Alabama.