Jupiler is the #1 selling beer in Belgium and is owned by Anheuser Busch InBev so I don't think the bartender drinks many beers either.

College football sucks and should be flushed down the toilet along with the magic goldfish.

Cigar City is very good but people in that part of the country overrate it a bit because it was the only good thing down there for a long time.

if i dress up as sonic for halloween and i see a girl dressed up as tails she legally has to marry me right

I dunno when this became a thing, but I hate parents who drive the kids house to house in their oversized SUVS for candy. It basically sums up how fat and lazy some Americans are.

I'd rick her hein.

A fast throwing relief pitcher/Georgia hick who wants people to speak English does sound familiar.

My roommate used to buy a 40 of St Ides and a bottle of cheap vodka. Then he would pour half the St Ides in a pint glass and drop a shot of vodka in it. I tried it once.

Football in Europe is always a flop.

Lays chips are terrible anyway. Your average supermarket chips are not worth eating. If you want a wasabi snack eat wasabi almonds and avoid the diabetes you'll get from chips.

Whoever does the "casting" for this show has great taste. There are always babes on this show.

People's Republik was my guess. They've improved their beer selection a bit since I first went there 7 years ago or so.

The Cardinals cheat the right way.

Two Hearted is easily one of the best beers available in 6 packs. Sticking with MI beers, Founders Porter is another one.

I went into a dive bar once with a group that contained one guy I did not know. Immediately upon entering the bar the guy I didn't know went up to the bar, ordered bottles of Heineken for everyone, and then told everyone to give him $5. That was the first indication of many that the guy sucked. Luckily I haven't had…

People who drink Corona do so because they are simple minded enough that the tropical themed commercials are able to trick them into thinking the skunky piss water they are drinking isn't the worst tasting beverage on the planet. Good beer doesn't require a lime wedge to hide the awful taste.

The choice in that situation is liquor or wine.

She finishes quicker than the career of a Browns quarterback.

Coors Light

KBS is very good but I crave Breakfast Stout more. Luckily FBS is easy to come by. Speaking of Founders and Scotch Ales, Backwoods Bastard is an amazing Scotch Ale, and Dirty Bastard is very good too.