Can you not see how a man who brutally tortured and murdered dogs(and only stopped doing so because he got caught) receiving cheers from tens of thousands of fans and being paid many millions of dollars may rub some people the wrong way?

Dude, fans of other teams aren't jealous of that 12th man nonsense. Anyone over the age of 12 who wears a 12 shirt is someone who should be pitied.

Seahawks fans wearing 12 jerseys is the most pathetic thing to ever happen in sports. People who cheered for slaves to be eaten by lions at the Colosseum were better people.

Please keep us updated on the thrilling topic that is the second string quarterback on a 4-12 team.

The Cleveland Browns are a complete joke. I can't understand why people are constantly talking about their second string quarterback.

Why does someone need to "call in reinforcements" to take care of a newborn? All they do is lay there and occasionally eat. Its like watching over a cactus.

I use limes in guacamole, but same idea.

Lemons are by far the most versatile fruit. They are in some many more recipes than people realize.

Watermelon at #4 is insane. Think about how many recipes and cocktails lemons and limes are in and they are behind that watery mess of a fruit!

All berries are extremely delicious but they are only great for the 1 month a year they are locally in season. Even so raspberry is certainly better than 12. Other than that this is a good list.

Tebow probably did it for no charge. Rivers will get along well with Frank Reich since he appeared in that anti-abortion video in 1992 and told people to only have sex if you are married.

Ortiz successfully played 1st base in 3 World Series victories.

So athletes aren't special and shouldn't be paid. What makes athletic directors and coaches so special that they get paid millions off the hard and unpaid labor of college athletes? No one pays $100 to go see an athletic director do their job, they pay to watch the athletes. Sounds like a lot of people think they are…

The Cowboys can buy off refs and still suck. Can we get 2 franchises that don't suck to play on Thanksgiving?

The Washington 3-13's Brought To You By A Short Racist Asshole Owner

The NFL is gonna drug test Jim Irsay every 3 days like they do for Josh Gordon, right?

3-13. The Washington NFL Team is owned by a loser who puts losers on the field and they are cheered on by losers.

3-13. Your team sucks.

If you are doing a whole hour long service then I would be more worried about your wedding party secretly hating you for putting them through something so boring.

Nothing screams WOOO ROAD TRIP like turning off that lame rock and roll music and blasting some college football.