Especially when Kim Pegula is wildly kind. I get the troll-level shit going on here and it’s the fucking internet so I should expect no less, but god damn, shit all over Russ Brandon’s hair or Goodell, or someone at least marginally unlikable.

Who cares. No one here knows his family. Maybe his family is comprised of money-leeching pieces of shit. Maybe Aaron’s a headcase and cut off good people without just cause. Either way: the dude is a football player and it doesn’t fucking matter.

I respect this, but feel that if I am buying a Huracan that the sole purpose would be to mash the accelerator as far into the earth as a I can to have insane amounts of V10 power transmitted directly to the ground through AWD. This here oversteer and “soul” can be reserved for those Ferrari guys.

Dear Volkswagen Group,

Ferrari 250 GTO

I have an A7 w/ the ZF8 bought last year so it should theoretically have the cheat. The sport mode already definitely disregards this cheat. The cheat is also noticeable if you do pay attention to it - I noticed the MPG changes and powerband delivery changes when I first took delivery. My wife’s TDI is being bought…

Autocross a Corvette after learning how to auto-x on AWD cars and the occasional Miata. Let me know how much torque 2nd gear has on corner exit combined with the transaxle loading up the weight back there. Just give it a try.

I have a 2016 Audi A7 with the ZF8 and am curious if this has the cheat. I’ve always said that the car felt like the transmission was intentionally avoiding boost in the first 20 minutes of turning it on it and that there’s no way the “333hp” motor (at the crank) is propelling a 4250 pound car that quickly without…

This. 100mph in 650s from a dig is under 6 seconds if the conditions and tires are right. 60mph is easily 3 flat. I am just figuring it was moving quicker than suggested because of the extensive damage.

60-80 mph is incredibly slow in this car. Basically crawling in second gear.

Slappy paddles?

I tried to find footage of a G Wagen doing the moose test recently and could not in my <2 minutes of Google. While this is half unrelated to this article, I would love it if someone had any.

Never been impressed with the Maserati lineup. Spent a good amount of time driving them also. They have such great potential and fall so short.

100% accurate.

When we got my wife’s 2013 Golf TDI, we got it around the end of the model year. I was going to just buy used as most sensible car guys do, but there was a local 4 door DSG (her preference) that I got including VW end of year incentives something like $1,500 under invoice. It ended up being around $23.5k.

Starred for accuracy. Vote Bernie bro!

It’s okay, I probably have way more money than you.

I got my wife a G550 recently and it fucking rules. It is also probably the worst modern (or faux-modern in this case) production vehicle ever, at least in terms of stopping and turning. That said, who cares, it’s a fucking G wagen and it never stops being awesome even while it’s drinking gas for hobby and wallowing…

I’d rip some burnouts.

Dodge Caravan AMG S