I’m confident that you are. You’re reviewing RAV4's and parroting the opinions of Huffington Post. Excellent ad and SEO strategy, I’ll give you that. It doesn’t make for good journalism but money makes the world go round so I understand and respect it. I’ll just take my personal clicks elsewhere. I’d think you’d be a…

It seems like Jalopnik has become an echo chamber for political views that ignore both sides of an argument and agree with whatever MSNBC said this morning. I liked it more when it was about cars. I’ll take my clicks elsewhere so someone else can make their fractions of a penny on my viewership.

I kind of love them but also agree. You know someone’s actually into cars by listening to pronounciation on Lamborghini models and Porch v Porsche.

It’s like people saying GAL LAIR DOUGH instead of GUY YAR DOUGH. Wrong but I don’t have the spirit in me to care to correct them unless I respect them and know they won’t be an asshole.

Clearly you need to find a better business plan then ;).

Me too. Self employment taxes are out of control. I’m sure you’re familiar. I wish that I paid less of those and corporations paid less taxes too so they could have more budget to spend with me.

Do you work for a corporation?

If your personal tax rate goes up under republican leadership, you probably aren’t paying income taxes. The only logical assumption I can draw from that is that you are paying withholding taxes from a W2 paycheck and getting the majority if not all of those back as a return due to overrun withholdings which may…

Wrong place, man. The problem with understanding the tax code intimately is that you likely have to first pay taxes. I’m pretty confident that none of these people here responding pay any taxes due to exemptions for low income earners. It’s a losing battle to explain to the people who get free stuff about how tax code…

My G wagen has a tow hitch installed and has recently towed. It rules for towing. It also has Blizzaks and the low range plus diff lockers come in handy in the deep shit. I recommend more people use their soccer mom SUVs as intended.

Check out those CNN profits created by people like you soaking in those hours of anti-Trump news articles. You been played, son.

I own five cars and my wife drives one. In order for this to work, her one car she drives is a Mercedes G550, which she always really wanted. This permisses the Audi A7, the Lotus Exige and the rallycross car. I recommend trying that angle.

Ghibli, no bueno. Bad machine.

As a person who runs a marketing agency that does SEO in part, I shared this with my staff immediately for humor value. We all chuckled. Also, your headline thus succeeded.

I see no world where CTS V isn’t the answer to this problem with the provided specifications.

This is the rare insightful comment that actually was a great read. I agree completely. I disagreed largely with the education system because of concerns like this and thus dropped out of college. I instead started a company that employs a couple dozen people and profits millions annually - and I’m 27 currently (no…

That’s a nice rebadged Audi A7 and Panamera there. “Italian”!

You’re telling me that they were still making these? Assumed they were discontinued in like 2008.

There’s a 100% chance you’re a berniebro since you politicized this immediately upon being challenged. This all makes sense now.