I wonder if this is the work of the same mentalist?

a mentalist (just a made-up term for a magician)

They did. They’re full of shit and trying to get the most money they can out of the deal but keep saying they changed their mind because Katy is a Whore, basically.

My dude has two arms, not eleven.

Yeah. It’s incredible that both of the following are simultaneously true:

Or he’s trying to describe the time he walked in on Nick Foles.

Or he’s practicing his fencing response.

The fucking Bills, man. They trade their starting quarterback to a team that is going to also draft a quarterback regardless. They double-fucked themselves. Hope you enjoyed that playoff game, Buffalo. You aren’t seeing another one for a looong time.

The Bills must really hate Tyrod Taylor

Here’s Buffalo’s new starting quarterback Nathan Peterman using his arms to indicate how many games Buffalo will win next year.

The Browns have seemed to do decent things the last couple of off seasons but it all goes to shit when they hit the field. Not saying it’s Hue Jackson, but it’s also not NOT Hue Jackson.

Ike Perlmutter probably either has a dartboard or a urinal cake with Kevin Feige’s face on it. 

Ike Perlmutter’s probably still wondering what all this hullabaloo is about.

Where have you been for the last 18 months?

I think my first ever official tween girl outing to the mall, we were on a mission to buy yin yang and/or peace sign necklaces at Claire’s followed by lunch at Sbarro and dessert in the form of a giant jawbreaker from the Sweet Factory. Best $20 I’d ever spent at that point.

Oh yay, more shit nobody asked for. -_-

Sooo, no insider trading here right? Just a complete coincidence that he sold all his stores before the chain dropped their biggest partnership, that must be nice.

It’s not too late yet, just saying. (Not my rendering).

Yeah I know, the current LLV is basically a slick bullet that ignores air. 

I’ll heartily defend the Little Caesars Deep Dish. That stuff is great.