No, Horizon’s story and characters were top notch, super underrated compared to the bloated, poorly written Nier: Auotmata and Persona 5.

Not really. Think of it along the same lines of cousins banging each other. It’s a no-no only on paper.

I wouldn’t be surprised if this was somehow part of the Sony/Marvel deal to bring Spider-Man into the MCU. “We’ll let you use Spider-Man in your films and have creative control, but we want an exclusive Spider-Man game on the PS4, without our developer.” Something like that.

How does that make any sense? You’re saying they’re made for TV movies, yet if they simply show them in movie theaters, that means they aren’t? That doesn’t make any sense. Are you saying made for TV movies are bad or that they shouldn’t be considered for awards if they’re good? Are you saying Netflix movies shouldn’t…

Does it let you threaten indie developers with frivilous lawsuits who can’t fight back?

It’s okay, a lot of people mistook Fallout 4 as a good game.

I’ll be sure to cheer at her funeral, whenever that happens.

I look forward to the day pixel art dies.

I don’t know what’s more horrifying, the chicken or the fact that its 2017 and people still don’t know how to film something with their phone correctly.

I don’t know if this is good or bad. TellTale is a shadow of their former selves these days, their only truly great game since Walking Dead Season 1 was Tales from the Borderlands, and bafflingly neither they nor Gearbox seems interested in a second season.

“Virtual reality is the next big thing in gaming”

Pretty sure that was the common consensus during the election. How’d that go?

“It was just a joke” is the new “social experiment” on YouTube.

Where is your proof that news outlets “really dislike him” and what makes it “apparent?” Do you like spitting out conspiracy theories like the rest of the internet without bothering to do any fact checking or providing sources? Does the WSJ simply reporting on this instantly mean the writers have an agenda against him?

They’re fucking Nazis. Their owner, their coach, and their star quarterback are fans of the Nazi president, and white supremacists have been fawning over them all year for only using white receivers. They’re unquestionably the bad guys, and they won anyway.

What? I thought Telltale’s Marvel game was Guardians of the Galaxy. Surely Marvel woudn’t want two games from one franchise released at nearly the same time, right?

This time next year that man will be getting a fucking medal.

This is merely the first step in normalizing it. Within a decade the logos and brand names will take over the entire jersey at least, probably the shorts as well.

They aren’t running the asylum so much as they’ve burned it to the ground and are dancing on its ashes.

Next week: “Wyoming Lawmaker Introduces Bill Absolving Gun Owners Who Accidentally Shoot Bystanders.”